lggyzalea:

freshmen advice: y’all know bout high school musical right?? well that shit is legit. better get practicing. everyday at lunch we go hard af. stick to the status quo.

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theperksofbeinga-jackass:

theperksofbeinga-jackass:

cumfort:

how does one turn their emotions off

Okay so first go to settings

I’m a fucking idiot I thought that said emojis at first

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Hotel showers are really weird because they can range anywhere from “gently peeing on you” to “I fear for the safety of my nipples”

(Source: daximed, via hicktownb-tch)

wataaaah:

Just a reminder that you’re whole without someone else. You are not a fraction. You’re a complete master piece all by yourself and you do not need anyone else to validate your existence.

(via born2besouthern)

primalooze:

a piece of advice from somebody who’s been through this a few times already: if somebody gives you a bad vibe trust your gut

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